Of course – we’re not monsters! We’d never expect you to choose between steak and cheese. That would be cruel. We’ll help you choose a line-up to keep everyone happy, from your nan to your mate who “doesn’t eat beige food.”

Absolutely. We’ve got something for everyone, because flavour discrimination isn’t our thing. We’ll chat through all your dietary needs when you book.

Yep! We call them pasty bites. Bite-sized beauties, perfect for nibbling with a glass of fizz or to keep Auntie Carol from passing out before dinner.

Mash and gravy, obviously. Because life without gravy is a sad story. (We’ve yet to meet a guest who doesn’t want both.) And peas or greens, because we’re all about the healthy stuff.

Salads? Yes, we can bring the most awesome salads, but we leave the gravy at home for these. Because no one ever asked for salad & gravy.

Yes please, and yes you should. We can build you a dessert table that’ll make your guests forget about the cake, or set up our ice cream sundae bar for full DIY chaos. Our dessert tables and ice cream bars are basically edible joy. Perfect for guests who like to end on a sweet high.

We do. You bring your appetite; we’ll bring the pasties. Fair trade, right? Just don’t call it a tasting — call it “research.”

A bit of both helps, but we can work with most setips – from barns to beaches to back gardens. Tricky space? We can talk through your venue setup and make it work. We’re problem solvers, not prima donnas.

Roughly the size of 2 parking spaces – or one decent dance floor corner. We’ll confirm exact measurements when you book.

Both! The wagon loves the great outdoors, but we can also go full buffet-mode indoors if needed. Wherever your celebration is – field, maquee, fancy hall, we can set up. (We play nicely with venues).

Usually 1-2 hours, depending on your guest numbers, but we’re flexible – and we’re not leaving until everyone’s fed and smiling.

Yes, all the essential. You just bring the hungry humans.

Oh absolutely. We specialise in the “dancing too hard, need carbs immediately” moment.

We do! We’e been known to wander across borders – within reason*.

*We travel everywhere, except Cornwall. “We’ve got enemies in South Cornwall, we’ve got enemies in North Cornwall, we’ve got enemies in St Ives. We’ve got enemies in Boscastle….” 

We’ve done everything from 30-person garden dos to 300-guest festivals. If they can eat, we can feed ‘em. Minimum spend of £450.

Yes — a 25% deposit secures your date and makes it official. (We’ll even send a proper grown-up invoice).

Life happens. If you need to cancel, just give us a shout as early as possible – we’ll always try to be fair, but we do have some dull Ts&Cs somewhere near the bottom of this page and we suggest you have a read of those.

Of course. We’re rebellious, not reckless. Fully legit, clean aprons and all.

We’ve got boards, bunting and coastal charm to spare. We bring our own Cotswold-surf style touches, but we’re happy to blend with your vibe.

Absolutely. It’s the dream duo. Carbs and sugar, forever and always.

Plus, our desserts are rudy epic!

Yes, we’ll make sure everything runs smoothly while you enjoy your big day. We play very nicely with others.

We bring the tunes, the smiles and the smell of freshly baked rebellion. That’s enough vibe for anyone.

We also bring lights. Because needing to see what we’re doing is quite important.

Obviously. Everyone deserves a “just married, still eating” photo.

Yes, we call that “responsible catering.” They’d need to be kept chilled until required though….